Randy's Rap Report

Mob-Town Representer: An Interview With Bigg Jawn Studd

 

(Bigg Jawn Studd, local rap extraordinaire and member of the highly succesful local rap label “Crackhouse Entertainment”, has been entertaining crowds in and around the Mobile area for years.  His unique blend of street danger and magnetic charisma have long made him a favorite of audiences everywhere.

So far, my website has been defined by my positive energy and fandom of all things rap. But, with Studd, I felt like I had to open a new chapter in my book of interview style and unleash my new persona of “Serious News Randy” to get to the bottom of his antics and crazy bad-boy image.

I had a chance to sit down with Studd after his recent set at a local music venue and restaurant, Jack’s Wing Shack, where we had a long and revealing talk about rap music, race, and chicken wing flavors.  And while I was excited to meet a rapper that shared my enthusiasm for rap music and my skin color, Jawn and I quickly began to butt heads on several issues.

This is definitely the most CONTROVERSIAL Rap Report ever!

Editor’s Note: The term “Mob-Town”, used frequently throughout the article, is a nickname for the city of Mobile, AL, and should not be viewed as an endorsement of organized Italian crime.)

Randy’s Rap Report: It’s great to talk with you, Bigg Jawn. As you know by my several emails, I’ve been a fan of yours since way back when. I’ve definitely always related to your music and your outlook of the world, and I think that might be because we share a similar “complexion”, if you know what I mean.  Did you find it hard to break into the rap world as a caucasian artist?

Bigg Jawn Studd: Uh… dude… that’s awkward, like… it’s not about that at all.

Randy’s Rap Report: So are you saying that your success as a rap artist was difficult because of the way people perceived you based on the fact that you are a white guy?

Bigg Jawn Studd: No, that’s not what I said at all. Can we talk about something else now?

RRR: What flavor of wings are you eating?

BJS: I dunno, the hot kind.

RRR: Do you ever find yourself eating chicken wings in the recording ‘lab’ while you are throwing down some spicy rhymes? (chuckle)

BJS: I guess?

RRR: Like with other rappers? Do you eat chicken wings with other rappers?

BJS: I dunno what you’re getting at, here, but…

RRR: The reason that I’m asking you about this is because of the fact that it seems like you are super-down with urban culture. But you’re a white guy, just like me! So I can’t help but be curious what it would be like to be the only white dude in a studio when a hard track is being laid down by serious urban rappers.

BJS: Dude, I am not gonna talk about this shit with you any more, you are on some serious bullshit right now.

Jawn and I argued for a little while.  I don’t want to transcribe the discussion, because my incisive and hard-hitting questions about race really upset Bigg Jawn and led him to call me names and throw a basket of wing bones at my head.

I caught up with Studd in the men’s restroom a few minutes later and apologized.  I explained that I was new to interviewing, but had the natural instinct of a seasoned reporter, and that I was sorry that I went for the jugular so quickly.  Jawn accepted my apology and we returned to our booth to continue the conversation.

RRR: Okay, so let’s move on to my next index card, and talk about Mobile, AL. Mobile is a great city for a lot of reasons, but if you asked most people what the city was known for, only a handful of real rap fans would say “rap music”.  It’s not the sort of town with a reputation, like New York City or Los Angeles. What is it like to be a performing rapper here in our city?

BJS: First of all, I gotta say that I represent Mob-Town to the fullest. We tryin’ to build, man, bringin that real hip hop to the city whether they like it or not.

RRR: Maybe you should try rap.

BJS: Wha?

RRR: Rap. I mean, hip hop is good, but don’t  you agree that rap is more aggressive and revolutionary and the most likely to make America stand at attention and notice Mobile?

BJS: That’s the same thing. Hip hop and rap are the same thing.

RRR: I’m not sure what you mean — I’m a rap journalist, after all, and it’s pretty obvious to me that rap is Tupac and NWA, and hip hop is The Roots and Arrested Development.

BJS: (sighs)

RRR: Anyway, moving on, let’s talk about your recording career. You have released several albums for the local label Crackhouse Entertainment, including your debut record “Mob-Town Representer”, and its follow-up “Sell Drugs Like This”, both of which are staples of any Mobile rap fan’s collection.  However, do you feel like your celebration of drugs and street culture might be sending a bad message to local youth?

BJS: Kids can do whatever the fuck they want, it ain’t my fault. Will you go away now?

RRR: I have to say that I find your attitude a little disappointing, Jawn. I thought for sure we were on the same wavelength since we are both anglos negotiating the waters of the rap community, but it seems like you’re more interested in being confrontational than answering my questions and I feel a little betrayed both as a fan of rap music and a supporter of YOU!

BJS: This is so done, I’m not gonna talk to you any more, I’m just gonna sit here and eat these fuckin’ wings, and then I am gonna beat your ass in the parking lot.

RRR: Okay, well, I guess that wraps it up. Please remember to never buy any recordings by Bigg Jawn Studd or go to any of his shows ever because he is a big asshole. Thanks for taking the time to talk to the Rap Report, Jawn.

At this point I used my incredible strength to flip the table onto Jawn’s lap and the entire restaurant began clapping.

thehyphymovement asked: randy, I am SO ready for the rock and rap.

“that’s good cuz i already was starting to cock back the trigger finger” — r.black

Something… Awesome?

Hey rappers and rockers!  Randy here.  As most of you know, an article that I wrote appeared on the world-famous comedy website Something Awful last month and was heralded by many as a great article that made them think instead of laugh.

Something Awful was trying to branch out and have some serious music coverage, and they needed my hard-hitting journalism which is full of urban flavor and street cred.  So I am proud to announce that once again, I will have an article that will be on their website.

This won’t be just any old article, but the official Randy’s Rap Report 2010 Rap Up of Rap, so stayed tuned and I will post a link as soon as it goes up, which will be soon, because it was just finished and I think will either be up this week or next week, I forget.

In other news, I know it has been a while since I rapped at you here but that is because, as I said, I have been very busy writing for a serious project on a comedy website that a lot more people look at than my own site.  But I know my fans are faithful so I will try to make it worth the wait and post some new articles soon.  It’s definitely an interesting time in rap, so who better to weigh in with some knowledge than “your boy” Randy?

Nobody, that’s who.

See you soon!

Wow, What a Response!

Thanks for listening to the first RAPTIMUS PRIME track, it seems like people are really digging this exciting new fusion of rap and rock music, due to the comments I’ve been getting in the Rap Report email box!  Even Eric, my boss at work, has started calling me “Rockstar” and “Rappin’ Randy”.  It feels pretty great!

I also started an account on soundcloud and you can download the song from there in case you want to jam it loud on your own home stereo system or in your car or put it in your iPod for the bus ride (just don’t get TOO hyped up and rap along, that happens to me sometimes, but I have to admit that it looks pretty dumb when people do it.)

One comment I’ve been getting a lot is that you would like to know the words to “Rap N’ Rock” so you can rap along in your car.  So here they are, with swears censored to maintain our web site’s “SAFE FOR WORK” image.

CHORUS
Are you ready for some Rock N’ Rap?
If you’re not, I got my trigger finger cockin’ back (uh)
Black guitars and a stocking cap
For that Rock N’ Rap (yeah) Rock N’ Rap

It all started when I heard a tape
It was real rap music and it sounded great
I loved the basslines and the 808
So if I didn’t try to rap then it would be a #!$%in’ mistake
Yessir, time to spread the news
We’re starting a band up and forming a crew
Bringing the rap and coming with the rock too
So listen up close as we’re playing our music for you

REPEAT CHORUS

We got a sound never heard before
And when we finish, the audience asks for more
Come to the show, ya’ll, don’t take a detour
And if you don’t like rap then we’re throwing you right out the door
Come along cuz the feeling’s right
It really don’t matter if you’re black or white
We’re all gonna rap and rock and roll tonight
I know you’ll like it cuz the beats and the lyrics are tight

BREAKDOWN:
Now we’re gonna break it down
Just a new rap band from a Deep South town
We don’t do drugs or encourage crime
We just play in the illest group - RAPTIMUS PRIME
K-1 on the drums and he’s holdin’ it down
Rick on the six-string with that sweet-ass sound
Hector on bass, well his skin is brown
But I’m white and I’m Randy, rap profound
Not into bling, not into swag
Still the best on the mic, don’t mean to brag
Gonna climb to the top like the aggro-crag
And you haters step off cuz you’re all some *HEY!*
Ooops, sorry, didn’t mean to be offensive
But my rhymes make you all act defensive
Real rap fury and the riff’s aggressive
Raptimus Prime - You don’t wanna mess with!

MOSH PART:
I know you like it how we rock when we rap yeah!
I know you like it how we rock!

REPEAT CHORUS